My eggs: Wow look at you, you are cute and it is sooo good to finally meet you. How come we haven’t done this sooner?
Hubby’s sperm: I agree you are one hot mama. It has been a long slow journey to get here but I have arrived baby!
My eggs: Well come on over and do your thing.
Hubby’s sperm: Come on, give me a second woman, was kind of hoping for a candlelight dinner first.
My eggs: I have waited years to meet you and you want to eat first. Figures. You don’t have to woo me over or anything I am laying here just waiting for you to devour me.
Hubby’s sperm: I will be there soon I’m not the fastest thing that ever was. Why don’t you come to me?
My eggs: I can’t swim you moron. Are all men like this? You want me to come to you while you just lay there. I swear it is a wonder the population isn’t extinct.
Hubby’s sperm: Alright, I am coming, I am coming. Meet me in the middle?
My eggs: AAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Surgery went as well as surgery can go. I don’t remember a thing of it so guess that is good. All day yesterday I felt like I couldn’t stand up straight and was having trouble urinating. Guess they somewhat bruised my bladder when sticking their sword through my organs. We also found out that when the put the little buggers back into me they want to put me to sleep… again! My doctor feels that since I have such bad pelvic pain that it might be hard for me to lie completely still when they are placing them back in my uterus. This kind of stinks because usually Karlis could be in the room and they show you pictures of what is hopefully our soon to be children. Oh well, maybe its best I will not be able to see them, don’t want to get too attached. So just waiting to hear how many were mature and how many fertilized. I will update as soon as I hear.
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